You know, me and what not!

iamthegreeneyedmonster:

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

i thought the dog was fucking with her for a while

(via luvlivelife)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via avacyn-guardian-angel)

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER

I AM SORRY but I there is no way they don’t use these at alllll anymore, like my high school used them while I was in my last year which was like 3 years ago…. am I just old? like so much handier than a projector, like you could even write on the page you were using! UGH

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

I AM SORRY but I there is no way they don’t use these at alllll anymore, like my high school used them while I was in my last year which was like 3 years ago…. am I just old? like so much handier than a projector, like you could even write on the page you were using! UGH

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via celestial-arr0w)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via roddaxios)

“Fuck, my tea.”
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via neon-conduit)

THERE’S THIS WEBSITE

tankens:

glassass:

dersekingdom:

THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.

CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS. 

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thanks

(Source: arienreign, via roddaxios)