You know, me and what not!

needsmoreexplosions:

I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

(via teenytigress)

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via teenytigress)

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

(via stilesandsourwolf)

roamingbrooklyn:

fugrats:

incredible

OMG

(Source: the-anal-rapist, via stilesandsourwolf)

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs


THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED

(Source: getoutoftherecat, via teenytigress)

handsumdeville:

adryhandjob:

Real Women Read Real Messages from Grindr, SCRUFF, and GROWLr”

I seriously watched this about six times before reblogging.

(via stilesandsourwolf)